The May Flowers Litter Announcement
May 1, 2006
The Birth Date
Litter Announcement: The May Flowers Litter of DLuxxy Maine Coon kittens was born on May 1st, 2026. Mommy Garnet and Daddy Sorbus are proud parents of three healthy, hilarious, and incredibly fluffy baby blooms: Lilac, Lily, and Jasmine.
Oh, darling. It’s finally time.
The sun is a little warmer, the days are a little longer, and the drama? The drama is exactly as juicy as we like it. Put down your pruning shears and grab a cup of tea (or something stronger, we don’t judge), because we are officially kicking off the most anticipated bloom of the season: The May Flowers Litter.
For weeks now, our two older litters — the radiant Golden Dawn and the twinkling Easter Lights — have been soaking up the spotlight like the little stars they are. And honestly? We love that for them. But tucked away in the quiet, comfortable shade (that’s fancy cat-speak for “behind the curtains where she sun keeps them warm”), a secret garden has been gathering strength.
Well, guess what? The waiting season is OVER.
Today, the Garden Has Finally Bloomed
June 1, 2026
One Month Old
The waiting is over, dear flower fans. Today — June 1st, 2026 — our three precious Maine Coon kittens are stepping out into the spotlight. No more hiding behind the curtains. No more building chaos-energy in secret. The May Flowers Litter has officially opened their petals to the world, and honestly? They’re already stealing the show.
Born on the illustrious, magical, once-in-a-lifetime date of May 1st, 2026, these precious petals have spent their first month gathering chaos-energy. And now, as of June 1st, 2026? It’s time to BLOOM.
So without further fluff, please put your paws together for the stars of our new favorite floral arrangement:
Lilac – Super fuzzy. Super fluffy. So fuzzy and fluffy that we’re pretty sure she’s 70% dandelion puff and 30% mischief. You will want to sniff her head. We do not recommend it only because she will bite your nose (affectionately).
Jasmine – Also super fuzzy. Also super fluffy. Lilac’s partner in crime and fellow curtain-destroyer. Where Lilac is the puff, Jasmine is the pounce. Do not leave your shoelaces unattended.
Lily – Graceful. Elegant. As much as her age permits. Which is to say, she will be a poised little queen for exactly 3.7 seconds before launching herself sideways into a paper bag. We call that range.
Now, let’s talk lineage, dahling.
The Mommy is Garnet. And ohhh, Garnet. She has entered her Lioness Era. She is so protective that she has declared the entire household (excluding the humans because we feed her) to be Imaginary Enemies. She has attacked every adult cat. Everyone. All in the name of protecting her three little blooms from absolutely nothing. Heroism? Or main character syndrome? At DLuxxy, we say: both.
The Daddy is Sorbus. Regal. Handsome. Looking down from his cat tree like a king who knows the peasants are arguing about his wife. He doesn’t get involved in the drama. He is the drama. And also very soft.
Garnet had to be isolated for a while with her blooming flowers. She loved it.
So what do these little flowers actually DO?
Well, when they’re not napping (adorably) or following us from room to room like tiny, wobbly shadows… they are destroying curtains. It’s not a bug. It’s a kitten privilege here at DLuxxy. Those floor-length drapes in the sunroom? Historical artifacts. Goodbye.
Milestone Check: 4 Weeks Old
We can’t ignore the science. At exactly four weeks, our little sprouts have moved past the “blind potato” phase and entered something far more dangerous:
- Eye contact. Real, intentional, soul-searing eye contact. They see you. They judge you. They know where you keep the treats.
- Following us. Wobbly? Yes. Determined? Absolutely. Three little shadows made of fluff and curiosity, trailing us from room to room like tiny, furry detectives.
- Staring contests. Mostly with each other. Sometimes intense. Sometimes just confused. Always adorable. Lilac is currently undefeated.
- First wobbly run. Imagine a cotton ball with a death wish.
- Discovery of the litter box. Some are still treating it as a playground. We’re working on it.
- First communal hiss at the toy, our shadow, or anything that moves. Brave little petals.
- Vacuum cleaner became riding tool.
The Weigh-In – Tiny Numbers, Big Personalities
| Kitten | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 |
|---|---|---|---|
| Lilac (Blue female) | 24.47 | ||
| Lilly (Black/Red Tortie female) | 21.34 | ||
| Jasmine (Solid Black felame) | 25.54 |
We’ll update this table after every weigh-in, so you can watch these little buds grow into full-blown flowers.
The Bottom Line
The Golden Dawn and The Easter Lights will always have our hearts.
But The May Flowers?
They have our curtains. And our sanity.
And honestly?
We wouldn’t have it any other way.
Photos are coming, blooms and buds. Get your squealing muscles ready.
Stay fuzzy.
🌼 Kimberly 🌼
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